A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.

A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.

If there’s a zombie apocalypse, will the morticians be the survivors because they know the weaknesses of corpses or the first to die since they’re already surrounded by them?

If there’s a zombie apocalypse, will the morticians be the survivors because they know the weaknesses of corpses or the first to die since they’re already surrounded by them?

tastefullyoffensive:

[bullboah]
LOL! Free the wrists!

LOL! Free the wrists!

kaydoeshealthythings:

This is literally the cutest thing ever and this is a topic very close to my heart, as I adopted my kitten from the Humane Society. :-)

Kitty candybot for the Southern Magic Readers Luncheon. Be honest—cool or kooky?

Kitty candybot for the Southern Magic Readers Luncheon. Be honest—cool or kooky?

This is the funniest, truest thing I have ever seen. Disney princes, who needs them?

I love the M/M twist at the end. Tee hee!

Buzzfeed’s hilarious video gets right to the heart of asking why women are still waiting for a prince charming.

And I counter that with asking—are modern women still waiting for their prince charming or are do we just enjoy reading and watching and hearing about a handsome prince sweeping a woman off her feet.

It sort of begs the question, do you believe everything you see in movies, and all you read in fiction, to be real? I don’t think so. I think movies and fiction are escapist fun that occasionally makes us think and enjoy the world around us more. But we rarely expect to emulate it in our real lives.

I know I’ll never go on an epic quest to Mount Doom, but I loved reading about one in the Lord of the Rings. I know a half a dozen women who read Eat, Pray, Love but they haven’t resettled in Italy. Has every person who read The Maltese Falcon gone on to become a private detective?

But books and movies are fun. And Disney movies are especially enjoyable because they’re a fantasy. The real dating world is often uncertain and awkward, but a Disney prince unerringly knows which is the girl for him. And sometimes it’s nice to see a guy who knows how to go after what he wants. ;)

ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

Ooooooo! I like this variation on the pendant tree!

Ooooooo! I like this variation on the pendant tree!

a cute little daisy to brighten your day

a cute little daisy to brighten your day

myblogette:

Northern Lights, Iceland, by greenzowie